I found my dream waitress tonight. She was awesome. She brought our food in a timely manner. She was in an upbeat mood. She brought me a bowlful of marishino cherries. She came back and made sure everything was okay when our mouths weren't full. She even came back to see if we needed refills while Kristina and I were just yammering away for no good reason. She even brought out our ticket after she'd asked us if we'd wanted dessert. Seriously, her name is Jackie, she works at Perkins, and she's the best waitress .ever.

If I wanted to wait on people, I'd do it like that. I am ruined for anything else now.